TRAIL BLAZERS 106 – RAPTORS 103: POUND CAKE

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Beauty, energy, passing, movement!

a kaleidoscope in spring!

Defensive energy, ample rest creates!

#veryrare these days

Thomas Robinson shouts,

“Sashimi!”

Because what Aldridge did to Amir Johnson

Colder, more skillfully cut than #LunchMeat

 

Foul

Does Tyler Hansbrough really want to fight Joel Freeland?

Foul

No, he doesn’t.

Foul

Wes Matthews bellows anger

Technical foul

Foul

Violence surges from Stotts’ pocket square

Technical foul

Foul

This game is ugly

Foul

But at least it’s almost a blowout

 

Foul

DeMar Derozan

Foul

Wow, DeMar Derozan!

Foul

Damn, that DeMar Derozan can play!

Foul

OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE STOP DEMAR DEROZAN

Foul

WHERE IS DEROZAN TRANQUILIZER

Foul

CALL IN NAPALM

BUT DEROZAN IS MADE OUT OF NAPALM

WHAT IS MORE DESTRUCTIVE THAN NAPALM?

Damian Lillard from 3

“Town biz”

Mo Williams from 3

“Roll Tide”

Comfort again, relative comfort

 

Yep

It’s a blowout

Meyers and Barton get mentally prepared

Wait…

What’s happening?

HOW ARE BLAZERS LOSING?

DEMAR DEROZAN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

I WATCHED YOU DIE

HOW DID YOU CRAWL OUT OF CAULDRON OF MOLTEN STEEL

YOU ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE

YOU ARE A TERMINATOR

MADE FROM GOLF BALLS AND TWINKIES AND COCKROACHES

SPEWING DEATH

AND POISONOUS MIDRANGE JUMPSHOTS

WHAT WEAPONS REMAIN TO STOP YOU

Lillard floater

11 seconds left

Blazers lead again

MUST BUILD A WALL

A REALLY BIG WALL

MADE FROM DIAMONDS AND CARBYNE AND WINSTON CHURCHILL’S SPEECHES

AND WES MATTHEWS

Love you, Wes Matthews

Game over, finally

Victory—nah, survival.

  • nilla

    I don’t know how or why I just now discovered this site @ 5:43 on a Sunday, but thank you.