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Thursday
Jan212010

Blazers vs. Celtics - Preview

I bet Kevin Garnett made Glen "Big Baby" Davis watch this.Before Boston starts "raising tomorrow's Celtics fan today," the team might want to put the brakes on their losing streak. The Celtics have dropped three in a row, technically four since their lone victory in that stretch was over the glorified D-League squad that is the New Jersey Nets. But don't get all wicked sad and spill a tear in your Sam Adams, Celtics fans: Kevin Garnett will be back for this game. It will be KG's first time on the parquet floor in over three weeks, and the team has missed his defensive intensity, clutch scoring, and ability to make Glen Davis cry like a little girl at an Adam Lambert concert. The Celtics, who are one of the rare teams to play better on that road than at home, struggled with a 4-6 record while Garnett was on the bench.

Garnett and the Blazers have a little history, following last year's odd "barking incident." Jerryd Bayless was confronted by a barking Garnett, on all fours, during the final quarter of Boston's 93-78 victory at home. Perhaps Garnett wasn't comfortable sharing a court with a player of equal intensity, or maybe he just thought he was Poochinski. Whatever the case, Portland got revenge a few weeks later when they beat the Celtics 91-86 in Portland, a game won without Brandon Roy. 

So it can be done.

Roy won't be in Boston for this game, he hightailed it back to Seattle for a second opinion on his mangled hamstring. He'll be out for the remainder of the road trip, and after that his status remains up in the air. Winning in Boston is no easy task, and it's even tougher when facing the three headed beast of Garnett/Pierce/Allen. Andre Miller has recently emerged as a viable scoring threat—and not just the quite guy we all fear hates everyone—and the Blazers will need him to balance an offensive attack with LaMarcus Aldridge. And if Garnett barks at Bayless again, might we suggest using a rolled-up newspaper on him? 

Thursday
Jan212010

Tracy McGrady is More Popular Than Brandon Roy.

 Is T-Mac wearing a pager?

According to the results of this year's fan voting, Tracy McGrady is more of an All-Star than Brandon Roy? How much more? 600,202 votes more. Mind you, this isn't Tracy McGrady with a time machine to the year 2002, this is the team cancer McGrady that has played in six games this year and scored less total points (19) than Roy averages (23) in a game. Did your head just explode? Mine sure did.

I know it's tradition to cry outrage when the fan voting system fails, or to ironically blame China (and global fans of Yao Ming that stuff the ballot boxes for his teammates) for ruining the democracy of the online voting setup, but this is pretty ridiculous. McGrady essentially does not play professional basketball right now. People might as well have voted for the ghost of Pistol Pete Maravich, or a house plant. 

Roy is not locked out of All-Star weekend, he has a chance to get added to the Western Conference roster by the coaches. Thankfully that is not an option for McGrady.

Thursday
Jan212010

(Still) Your Daily Blazer

[Welcome to our new (somewhat) daily post on all the Blazers links fit to print. We are having a tough time naming this feature—ShavLINK Randolph?—but if you have any suggestions, comment below. The winning suggestion will take home this Jarrett Jack bobblehead on my desk. Seriously, I want this thing off my desk.—Ed.]

• Mega-poster Timbo over at BlazersEdge has a few words for Garnett. Rex is coming to eat you, KG.

• The Utah Jazz are in talks with Memphis concerning trading Ronnie Brewer for a draft pick. But here's the thing, it won't even be the Grizzlies own pick! This is a direct result of the “toxic” offer Portland made to Millsap during the offseason. Matching that offer has cost Utah rookie PG Eric Maynor, potentially Brewer, and probably another player as well. Only after moving Brewer would Utah be close to getting under the luxury tax line. That brilliant offer was what you call a “win/win situation,” had Portland signed Millsap, they’d be a little better off up front (or, he’d be injured…) but the Jazz matching his salary has cost them a good backup PG, and perhaps their starting shooting guard as well.

• Sheed from Bustabucket has a great recap of last night’s game, along with some encouraging observations such as:“After a sluggish start offensively, Aldridge had Dalembert on the block sometime in the 1st quarter. LA turned middle like he was going to shoot another fadeaway jumper. But instead on this possession, he spun back, went left right at the body of Samuel. He drew the foul and made the shot. It was that beautiful variation of a drop step that we all want him to do more often. They are giving it to him, he just needs to take it.”

• Sergio Rodriguez is not currently in the Kings rotation. I keep telling people, “No, he will not turn into Steve Nash once he leaves Portland, Steve Nash can SHOOT!” I hope that once and for all this will help put to rest the notion that Nate McMillan “held Sergio back.” Not being able to finish at the rim, defend, or shoot from distance is what held Sergio back (Hat tip to amlmart1).

• Samuel Dalembert talks about Haiti. For a guy who has had his work ethic questioned so much, Dalembert was a straight-up hero to arrive in the arena a mere six minues before tipoff—completely wrung-out emotionally and physically—yet still he put up a 10/15 performance.

• Mike Barrett likes what Miller and Bayless are doing.

Wednesday
Jan202010

Miller To Philly: Miss Me?

Despite more seats being empty than full in the Wachovia Center, you could still hear the boo's raining down on Andre Miller as he stepped to the line. Calmly and cooly--as always--Miller buried the free throws and in turn, his former team. The Blazers beat the Sixers for the first time in Philadelphia since 2006.

Whether or not that gets the monkey off Brandon Roy's back, we're not sure. But we'll get to that in a moment.

Miller was surely the man of the night, and those catcalls that Philadelphia fans rained down upon him--just as they do to all their players who save their teams from much uglier fates (hello, Donovan)--might have well as been "we miss you's." But Philly, a team in deep disarry, caught in the bermuda triangle between making the Eastern Conference playoffs and missing out on the draft lottery, had their chance this offseason, and said "thanks but no thanks" to Miller's steady services.

Now, The Quiet One's short time in Portland hasn't been all wine and roses. But it's getting to be. After the blow-up between Miller and Coach McMillan two weeks ago, something has changed. Miller is getting the fourth quarter minutes he desired all along, and in general, more room to play his game without fear of reproach. It's been hard on McMillan, who's been dealt inept point guards in Portland up until now, to understand. But the yelling match seems to have done it, evidenced not only by Miller's steady string of recent contributions, but McMillan offering his first public apology ever.

Brandon Roy tweaked his strained hamstring just seconds before entering the halftime break. He would not return. Here, Miller answered the call. He came out and scored 14 of his game-high 24 points in the third quarter. But aside from piloting the offense, one play in particular stuck out. It was beautiful.

On the Blazers' final offensive play of the third quarter, as a shot went up, Miller barreled through the Sixers frontline like a fullback shooting the hole. He stole position from a group of big men, ripped the ball down, and scored admidst the trees. It was pure grit, plus some veteran savvy--also, Miller's not-so-subtle way of flipping the bird to the Sixers brass.

Where Miller carried the third, Bayless starred alongside him in the final quarter. He scored 14 in the quarter, most of which were on knifing drives through the lanes. With 41.1 seconds to play, and the Blazers up 94-92, Bayless knocked down a pair of clutch free throws--not unlike ones he's missed in the past--to give the Blazers a more comfortable lead. Bayless finished with 18.

Which brings us, finally, back to Brandon Roy. Some would argue this belongs higher in the lede, but they're the ones who're surprised that Roy's balky hamstring wasn't all the way healed. It seemed pretty clear though, with the language that Roy's been using as of late. As reported by the Oregonian, Roy was kept out of Monday's game when he told the training staff, "I think I can play." They responded, that without absolution, he would sit. So what did Roy do? He didn't heal completely, but he learned to change his tone. Give him credit for wanting to go so bad, but for now, the Blazers' star player must remain on the bench. And that's exactly what the team will make him do. There'll be no questions next time. He'll return once fully rested. The scare, on the heels of the worst rash of injuries in, perhaps, franchise history, the Blazers will be jolted into dealing with this situation now and with the upmost caution.

Finally, there's that monkey that lives in the Wachovia Center. Unless you're counting tonight--and I'm not--Roy has not won there. I prefer it this way--keep the monkey until next season. An extra bit of motivation is never a bad thing.

Notes:
- The Blazers did a fine job on the Sixer bigs. They kept pace on the glass, 36-37. - Portland hit their last 14 from the charity stripe.
- Samuel Dalembert played an admirable game after traveling back from his earthquake-torn homeland of Haiti and running into the arena just in time for tip-off. He 10 points and 15 boards.
- LaMarcus Aldrdige was no slouch either. He finished with 23 points and nine boards.
- Martell Webster, on the other hand, fell back to Earth. He had two points (on 1-9 shooting) and grabbed a pair of rebounds. With his recent torrent play, Webster gets a one (and only one) game pass, but his streak of nine straight games in double-figures comes to an end.
Wednesday
Jan202010

Your Daily Blazer

[Welcome to our new (somewhat) daily post on all the Blazers links fit to print. We are having a tough time naming this feature—ShavLINK Randolph?—but if you have any suggestions, comment below. The winning suggestion will take home this Jarrett Jack bobblehead on my desk. Seriously, I want this thing off my desk.—Ed.]

• God is a Blazers fan, at least according to The Onion. Warning, Satirical and mildly offensive.

• Hoopdata.com calls Portland a “Scoring Powerhouse”

• The Knicks Blog wants a point guard, now if only they had a potential lottery pick... The Thomas Legacy lives on.

• With as many close games as Portland plays, have you ever thought to yourself “OK, we’re down four points with a minute left and the other team has the ball, I wonder, what are the odds that we win?" Well, you can follow all that hot statistical action here in real time: http://wp.advancednflstats.com/nba/

• Bustabucket checks in with Hippo to get the inside scoop on Peterri Koponen. 

• BlazersEdge hands out the 2nd Half of their Mid Season Grades , Part 1, in case you missed it.

• Batum is returning! And Ben Golliver wants to see him at the four.

• Rip City Project checks the numbers. The verdict? We’re winning, but not like we were.

Tuesday
Jan192010

Blazers vs. 76ers - Preview

It's cool, kid. I still get the same terrified look on my face when meeting women.

The good news is that Brandon Roy will be back. He's listed as probable, which in Roy terminology means that it's probable that he will play until his hamstring is torn to ribbons, or the Blazers win—whatever comes first. Problem is, the Blazers have not walked out of Philadelphia with a victory since December 2006, when Juan Dixon dropped 17 off the bench. Roy was not in the lineup for that game, which means he's never won a game in the Wachovia Center in his career.

Well, there's no better time than now. The 76ers defied logic/math/God by blowing a 20-point lead to the Minnesota Timberwolves on Monday. They eventually lost 108-103 in OT, to a Wolves team that was missing Kevin Love. How bad was that loss? Put it this way: Brian Cardinal almost scored in double digits. It was the sort of loss that might lead to someone—*cough, Eddie Jordan, cough*—losing their job. Jordan's stint as 76ers head coach is as doomed as this Iverson Grizzlies jersey (currently at zero bids), and much like the Wizards, Philly is stuck in the no man's land between the optimistic future of being a lottery team, or heading towards the postseason. While the Sixers have won more games on the road than at home, this game is far from an easy victory for Portland. With a depth chart this shallow, and a team this inconsistent, the Blazers won't get any easy victories anytime soon. 

Remember the ugly 104-93 76ers victory in the Rose Garden on December 28th? Martell Webster certainly does. It was Marty's last single digit scoring effort; since that limp six point performance, he's topped double digits in nine straight games. He'll need to make that an even 10 if the Blazers have any hope of beating a Philadelphia team looking to save face after their worst loss of the season. Since Roy's minutes will be closely monitored, the Blazers will need Jerryd Bayless to offer some relief, and giving up another 25 to Elton Brand is probably not a good idea. Oh, and while they are in Philadelphia, I would not object to a quickie trade to acquire Samuel Dalembert. I love that guy. 

Tuesday
Jan192010

Island of Misfit Blazers Toys: Gumby Bonzi Wells

Joel is happy, Bonzi is not.

[Sung to the tune of the Gumby theme song] Bonzi! He was once a little green slab of clay. Bonzi! You should see what Bonzi can do today. Bonzi! He can walk into any book, with his pony pal 'Sheed, too. If you've got a heart then Bonzi's a part of you. Bonzi! 

I don't know much about what kids like—other than not staying off my goddamn lawn—but I'm sure any wee child would love to get their fudge-covered fingers all over this Gumby Bonzi Wells figure.

Just look at him! Angry scowl on his face, comically large mole, Jailblazers headband—put Bonzi in your toy box and watch him (and Erick Barkley) beat up your G.I. Joes, and then casually drop 45 points in a playoff game. 

A common complaint at the Biannual BonziCon (the national convention of Bonzi Wells merchandise, held twice yearly in Reno, Nevada) is that most Bonzi memorabilia is just not flexible enough. Well, not with this guy.

Want to contort Bonzi's arms to form a welcoming hug for his former Shanxi Zhongyu teammates? Done. Want to bend Bonzi's knee until it requires microfracture surgery? Done!

Thanks to Brandon for loaning us this valuable treasure. If you have any odd Blazers goodies, drop us an email. 

Monday
Jan182010

Light on Effort, the Blazers Fall 97-92 to the Wizards

Juwan and his wizard friend take in the DC sights before the game.The novelty of a breakfast time tipoff was short lived. Clearly failing the blind taste test and guzzling decaf—instead of Stumptown Hair Bender—the Blazers were defeated by the Washington Wizards by a score of 97-92. The MLK matinee game must have felt like a back-to-back for Portland, with the team touching down in D.C. late last night and looking blurry-eyed throughout the game.

There are games without Brandon Roy, and then there are games without Brandon Roy. Friday's Roy-less victory over Orlando was handled with a casual ease by the short-handed Blazers, but Roy's absence today was absolutely stunning and felt for all 48 minutes. As the clock wasted away, the Blazers seemed downright frightened by the concept of closing out a nail-biter without Roy—or Travis Outlaw—on the court to take charge. In the final 90 seconds of a very winnable game, LaMarcus Aldridge, Andre Miller, and Jerryd Bayless couldn't build upon solid individual efforts when it counted the most. It's hard to win a close game when no one particularly wants to shoot the ball—with the exception being Bayless recklessly plowing through traffic and hoping for a whistle to bail him out. Roy was missed terribly today.

Is the Rose Garden three-point line is closer to the rim? That might be the only thing that explains a 34% drop-off in three-point percentage for the Blazers. After draining 52% from beyond the arch against Orlando, the Blazers tumbled back to earth, hitting a mere 18% today. Aldridge had some great moments in notching a 22 point, 15 board (a season-high nine of those were on the offensive end), stat line, but he failed to takeover the game in the clutch. Miller was a ghost in the first half, but he finished with 22 points (20 of which game in the second half) before fouling out, and Bayless tied a career-high with nine assists as well. Martell Webster collected his ninth consecutive double-digit scoring effort, but was just two-for-seven from three-point territory. 

Previous to this game, the Wizards had only a pair of wins while netting under 100 points, but a late flurry of Caron Butler scoring pushed them over the top. He finished with 18, while Antawn Jamison put up an impressive 28 to lead all scorers. Here's hoping Portland livens up over the next few games—Philadelphia on Wednesday, Boston on Friday, and finally Detroit on Saturday—since this road trip won't be getting any easier.