The Blazers are becoming an increasingly Twitter friendly bunch. Indeed, the pull of social media and the push of resident advocate Patty Mills are difficult to resist. The Blazer Tweet Beat highlights the Blazer tweets you may have missed if you are too smart to waste all of your time on twitter. Then, for no reason, a winner is chosen. Make sure to follow us @pdxroundball.
A tale of vengeance:
@wessywes2 When you find him let me know we can jump him he did the same thing to my son! Lol
@aldridge_12 @wessywes2 didn’t happen to me but I’ll help you guys, throw a few hay makers then run away
@Patty_Mills good because you’ll might be the same height so he can’t hide from you
Headed to magic kingdom. Mouse is lucky that I need to eat first
@aldridge_12 @wessywes2 so we gonna have dinner tonight with that mouse? Or that duck? Or that dog? Or that other mouse?
Matthews (hours later):
So, the mouse was not found. His time will come. Back to the room. Gotta stay on Pdx time. This Is gonna suck
Mills had the funniest tweets but Matthews takes the prize for starting the discussion and his single-minded burning desire for revenge. (He never responded to the jokes of Aldridge and Mills.) It really deserved a Conan the Barbarian inspired picture, if only Thusla Doom transmogrified into a rodent instead of a snake. Instead I am forced to go with Mousetrap, a game that nobody ever actually played and instead just set up the trap and ran the ball through it repeatedly until you lost a piece an the whole thing was ruined. Anyways, good tweet.