Marca Mad Libs

How to play: It’s easy. Just copy and paste the following Mad Lib into the comments section and fill in the blanks. And remember—there’s no wrong answer!

According to Marca, _____ (insert Rudy Fernandez or Victor Claver) demanded that he wants _______ (outlandish request) from the Portland Trail Blazers or else he will return to _______ (Spanish team name), where he will win countless _______ (whatever award they give Spanish teams for winning the championship) and capture the virginity of my beautiful daughter, ______ (insert Spanish female name here).

Comments

[jack]

According to Marca, Rudy Fernandez demanded that he wants a boob job from the Portland Trail Blazers or else he will return to The Tapas, where he will win countless European Showers and capture the virginity of my beautiful daughter, Grizleda.

[Tiparillo]

According to Marca, Rudy Fernandez demanded that he wants to be Greg Oden big from the Portland Trail Blazers or else he will return to Los Cacahuates , where he will win countless Hijo Predilecto de Andalucía awards and capture the virginity of my beautiful daughter,Ratoncita.

[bill]

According to Marca, Rudy Fernandez demanded that he wants Oden's penis to be grafted over his own "broken pinky finger" from the Portland Trail Blazers or else he will return to his current 60-game slump, where he will win countless awkward laughs from Kenny Smith as he tries to explain why Rudy passed away yet another open fastbreak layup and take one final shot at my virgin daughter, who complains that despite spreading her legs as wide as possible, Rudy still couldn't "make it."

Did I do it right?

[andrew]

wow.... bill you made me bust up!

[Billy Hoyle]

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