Portland Roundball Society | Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 5:48PM
How to play: It’s easy. Just copy and paste the following Mad Lib into the comments section and fill in the blanks. And remember—there’s no wrong answer!
According to Marca, _____ (insert Rudy Fernandez or Victor Claver) demanded that he wants _______ (outlandish request) from the Portland Trail Blazers or else he will return to _______ (Spanish team name), where he will win countless _______ (whatever award they give Spanish teams for winning the championship) and capture the virginity of my beautiful daughter, ______ (insert Spanish female name here).