Slam Dunk Competition Drinking Game
Ezra Ace Caraeff | Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 2:45PM 
Nate Robinson literally jumps the shark.
Fellow basketball and booze enthusiasts: There are better things to do on a Saturday evening than watching missed dunks, confused judges, and endless Sprite commercials. That said, we now present you with the first annual Portland Roundball Society Slam Dunk Competiton Drinking Game™. If you have any additional ideas for ruining your liver while you watch slam dunks, let us know. Until then, pints up. We have a lot of drinking to do.
• If you have no clue who DeMar DeRozan is, take a drink.
• If Nate Robinson dunks over a living creature—mammal or otherwise—take a drink.
• If Nate Robinson dunks over a deceased creature—cadavar or zombie—take two drinks.
• If Nate Robinson dunks over Mark Cuban’s ego, take a drink.
• If Nate Robinson dunks over Dwight Howard dressed as Wonder Woman, take four drinks.
• If Amar’e Stoudemire is wearing a Cavs jersey during the contest, take a drink.
• If Nate Robinson dunks over Mike D’Antoni’s mustache, take a drink.
• If judge Michael Jordan says something arrogant about Bryon Russell, take a drink.
• If you think Rudy Fernandez should be out there defending his title, take a drink.
• If Gerald Wallace dunks so hard it rips a whole in the space/time continuum, take three drinks.
• If a dunker misses four attempts, take a drink.
• If the dunker continues missing, take a drink for every botched attempt after five, and two drinks for misses after seven.
• If you are forced to watch a commercial for a TNT show you will never watch, take a drink.
• If Chris “Birdman” Andersen storms the court and misses five consecutive minutes of dunks, take six drinks.
• Anytime somone yells “OH!,” take a drink.
Reader Comments (1)
I think you need a bit more of a story with this as this isn't really a news story in its current form. Perhaps you could write about why you like Michael so much?
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